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[–] • 1 pt

I was smoking crack but then I ran out. So I'm smoking meth instead and it ruined my fentanol buzz. So I dug out some qualudes from the 80s and smoked them up and now I can't get out of my room because I'm floating on the ceiling. FML! Bring me WEED! Actually sent that to my youngest(27) daughter last week. She got a good chuckle.

I'm 60. It was a joke. Well..is it?? Lol

[–] [deleted] • 1 pt

No one is shocked you draw cocaine lines, you degenerate drug addict.

[–] • 3 pts

Congratulations!

"Degenerate" has now been used so many times it's lost its meaning.

You are the lucky 1 millionth user and have nullified the word.

It's now your responsibility to find a new word to use in its place.

[–] • 0 pt

I am humbled by the notion that everybody knows who I am. Norm from Cheers ain't got nothing on me.

[–] • 0 pt

The only ones who know who you really are, Fred, are the lowlifes who snort coke off the buttcheek of the same disgusting hooker, Susie, who can't keep a secret.