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Three men, one White, one Beaner, and one nigger, all happen upon a magic lamp.

The White man picks it up and rubs it and out pops a genie.

The genie says, “You have freed me from the lamp! I will grant each of you one wish, anything you can possibly desire, but you cannot wish for more wishes.”

The nigger gets right in the genie’s face and says “free wishgibsmedat! Hell yeeea nigga! I wish that all my nigger brethren we’re back in Apefrica living like Kangz!”

The genie says, “it is done”, nods his head and like that all the niggers in the America and the whole world are transported to Apefrica.

Well the beaner gets all bravado and says “Esse, me too, but I wan all of the Mehican and Huatemalan and everyone south of the border to be living in their homes but like Kings of MS13, chu feel me?”

The genie says “it is done”, nods his head and like that all the beaners in the US are transported back to their respective shitholes, er um, countries.

The genie turns to the White man and says “and your wish?”

The White guy looks around, thinks for a bit, and says, “well, I guess I’ll have a Coke?”

Three men, one White, one Beaner, and one nigger, all happen upon a magic lamp. The White man picks it up and rubs it and out pops a genie. The genie says, “You have freed me from the lamp! I will grant each of you one wish, anything you can possibly desire, but you cannot wish for more wishes.” The nigger gets right in the genie’s face and says “free wishgibsmedat! Hell yeeea nigga! I wish that all my nigger brethren we’re back in Apefrica living like Kangz!” The genie says, “it is done”, nods his head and like that all the niggers in the America and the whole world are transported to Apefrica. Well the beaner gets all bravado and says “Esse, me too, but I wan all of the Mehican and Huatemalan and everyone south of the border to be living in their homes but like Kings of MS13, chu feel me?” The genie says “it is done”, nods his head and like that all the beaners in the US are transported back to their respective shitholes, er um, countries. The genie turns to the White man and says “and your wish?” The White guy looks around, thinks for a bit, and says, “well, I guess I’ll have a Coke?”

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One version I heard was the beaner and nigger asking for the same but also the best and the tallest walls possible around their countries. When the white dudes turn comes around he asks if their walls are waterproof, genie says "yes, of course", white dude says "good, now fill them up with water".