A man saw a lady with very large breasts and asked her, "Excuse me, would you let me bite your breasts for $1000?"

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She agrees, so they go to a secluded corner. She opens her blouse and the man puts his face in her breasts for 10 minutes.

Eventually the lady asks, "Aren't you going to bite them?"

The man replies, "No thank you, it's way too expensive."

She agrees, so they go to a secluded corner. She opens her blouse and the man puts his face in her breasts for 10 minutes. Eventually the lady asks, "Aren't you going to bite them?" The man replies, "No thank you, it's way too expensive."

[–] • 6 pts

Haha a good one for once

Edit: not from you from /s/jokes in general

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[–] • 5 pts

Almost like the time I got a hooker who said because I was ugly she would have to charge me $300.

Once we got to the room I started jerking-off in the corner.

She said "what the hell? Ain't we gonna fuck?"

I said "Sure, but for $300, you ain't getting the easy one!"

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A rabbi sees a baby with a foreskin on its penis......

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I want my foreskin back. My liberal, non-jew parents had it stolen from me. What can I do? I want reparations god dammit. It’s been fifty years, but I should be able to sue the estate of the boomer parents, no?