You don't know what you're talking about: https://files.catbox.moe/i967l1.jpg
The emergency brakes work amazingly, but for some reason the car in front of you always explodes when you use them.
I imagine an unexpected recoil would bruise your nuts.
Don't bother me with the details.
There’s no recoil from that.
Thanks for the chuckle.
Does it fire rockets or is it rocket propelled? How would you aim such a thing?
If you have to ask, you can't afford it.
My gun told me that that I don't need to afford it.
OK, for real though. It's a vespa 150.
The 'Bazooka Vespa', introduced in 1956, has a rifle mounted to it and only about 500 of these scooters were ever made. They were parachuted into war zones and hidden in hay-bales. With a top speed of 40 mph these scooters were faster and more mobile than most vehicles on the battlefield.
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