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[–] • 7 pts

You don't know what you're talking about: https://files.catbox.moe/i967l1.jpg

[–] • 2 pts

The emergency brakes work amazingly, but for some reason the car in front of you always explodes when you use them.

[–] • 1 pt

I imagine an unexpected recoil would bruise your nuts.

[–] • 2 pts

Don't bother me with the details.

[–] • 0 pt

There’s no recoil from that.

[–] • 0 pt

Does it fire rockets or is it rocket propelled? How would you aim such a thing?

[–] • 2 pts

If you have to ask, you can't afford it.

[–] • 0 pt

My gun told me that that I don't need to afford it.

[–] • 2 pts

OK, for real though. It's a vespa 150.

The 'Bazooka Vespa', introduced in 1956, has a rifle mounted to it and only about 500 of these scooters were ever made. They were parachuted into war zones and hidden in hay-bales. With a top speed of 40 mph these scooters were faster and more mobile than most vehicles on the battlefield.

[–] • 1 pt

Scooters are like fat bitches, fun to ride but not cool to be seen with.

[–] • 1 pt (edited )

Bike loud motorcycles are for men that need a penis extension.

V twin vibration is for men that can't get their wives to orgasm.

I know neither are as nicely worded as OPs unoriginal comment. But truth isn't always poetic.

[–] • 1 pt

Scooters are awesome when you're younger. STFU OP! One hand to hold your board, automatic transmission. Park right up front between cars right on the beach, can easily be ridden in flip-flops.

[–] [deleted] • 1 pt (edited )

where i live, only 2 groups of people ride mopeds:

  • kids <16 years old
  • men who got a d.w.i.

in miami, and other warm places, a lot of people ride mopeds. but i don't know why they choose mopeds, instead of motorcycles. motorcycle mpg is >50. maybe moped mpg is even higher.

[–] • 1 pt

Moped mpg is insane, if this site (popularmechanics.com) is to be believed. Even on the lower end they get 65-70, and some claim 100+ mpg.

[–] [deleted] • 0 pt

thanks for the info.

if lived in a warm area, i would consider a moped, because of the mpg. but it would be good to have a car for rain, highways, etc.

[–] • 0 pt

Yeah, that's one of the biggest downsides for mopeds and motorcycles, along with greatly reduced cargo space.

[–] • 1 pt

Nothing wrong with scooters except the name. Motorcyles are for the highway, scooters for getting around town.

[–] • 1 pt

I've accidentally given the wave to some scooters when approaching.