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Dad replies, “All you have to do is get married.”

The son is surprised. “And that will really make me live forever?”

Dad responds wearily, “No, but the wish dies.”

Dad replies, “All you have to do is get married.” The son is surprised. “And that will really make me live forever?” Dad responds wearily, “No, but the wish dies.”

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[–] • 2 pts

Get married son.

You won't actually live forever, it will just seem like it will never end!

[–] [deleted] • 2 pts

Have children, half of you will live on through them, get them to give you grandchildren, a quarter of you will live on through them, as it continues, there will always be a non-zero amount of you that is still a part of each of your ancestors, for as long as your line continues to produce ancestors.

[–] [deleted] • 2 pts

marry a prostitute... welcome to 2021.

[–] • 0 pt

Check for a 6 inch "clit" first.

[–] [deleted] • 0 pt

find a sheboon if that's what you're looking for. standard kit