Are you talking about the flu, renamed sars-cov-2, then rebranded as covid 19 and again to coronavirus so they can encapsulate every cold and flu and be considered the worst thing to happen to us since jews
I cleared my throat in line at a gas station a couple months ago at a guy buying scratchers and scratching them at the register. He turned and asked if I was sick.
I was sick of his shit. I should have just farted.
As a kid I was taught "the one cheek sneak" technique to fart in church with out making noise. Sitting in the pew just lean to one side a bit and drop that lunch. Pray its a silent one. Go to confession later. 2 hail Mary's, 2 our fathers should cover any transgressions. No worries mate they call em pews for a reason.
This could be wrong but i heard.
Fart particles are larger than the virus. If they can smell it the mask isnt enough.
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