Are you talking about the flu, renamed sars-cov-2, then rebranded as covid 19 and again to coronavirus so they can encapsulate every cold and flu and be considered the worst thing to happen to us since jews
This could be wrong but i heard.
Fart particles are larger than the virus. If they can smell it the mask isnt enough.
As a kid I was taught "the one cheek sneak" technique to fart in church with out making noise. Sitting in the pew just lean to one side a bit and drop that lunch. Pray its a silent one. Go to confession later. 2 hail Mary's, 2 our fathers should cover any transgressions. No worries mate they call em pews for a reason.
I cleared my throat in line at a gas station a couple months ago at a guy buying scratchers and scratching them at the register. He turned and asked if I was sick.
I was sick of his shit. I should have just farted.
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