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Orders a beer. Quickly orders a second beer before the first is served. Orders 0 beers. Orders 999999 beers. Orders a lizard. Orders -1 beers. Orders a dsfsdfsd. Orders a DROP TABLE.

The bar's first real customer walks in...  asks where the bathroom is. The bar bursts into flames killing everyone.

Orders a beer. Quickly orders a second beer before the first is served. Orders 0 beers. Orders 999999 beers. Orders a lizard. Orders -1 beers. Orders a dsfsdfsd. Orders a DROP TABLE. The bar's first real customer walks in...  asks where the bathroom is. The bar bursts into flames killing everyone.

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Hahaha! That's great

[–] [deleted] • 1 pt

As a former QA Engineer... its all true.

Also I would like a `1=1 on the rocks

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I dont get it

We're they wearing face diapers? Shouldnt the bar be closed because of the seasonal cold? I hope he washed his hands thoroughly before fire.

[–] • 0 pt

Probably not wearing masks. I blame the fire on the Russians though.

[–] • 1 pt

The clintons like to burn things too.

[–] • 0 pt

Yea, I feel right at home here.

[–] [deleted] • 1 pt

Is this a computer joke?

[–] [deleted] • 1 pt

Is this a joke?

[–] [deleted] • 0 pt

I just don't understand the joke.

[–] • 2 pts

That's OK. It simply means you're not exposed to software quality assurance. In fact, I'm sure there are IT people who don't understand it either.

[–] • 0 pt

It's a bar joke.

[–] [deleted] • 1 pt

Does QA mean quality assurance?

[–] • 1 pt (edited )

Funny joke... All too familiar. Summary, when testing code you need to test sample scenarios for all valid AND invalid scenarios, to see that you get the expected results. Ordering a lizard would obviously be an invalid response but it should not break the program.

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A variant: a programmer walks into a bar. He orders a beer and walks out.