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Orders a beer. Quickly orders a second beer before the first is served. Orders 0 beers. Orders 999999 beers. Orders a lizard. Orders -1 beers. Orders a dsfsdfsd. Orders a DROP TABLE.

The bar's first real customer walks in...  asks where the bathroom is. The bar bursts into flames killing everyone.

Orders a beer. Quickly orders a second beer before the first is served. Orders 0 beers. Orders 999999 beers. Orders a lizard. Orders -1 beers. Orders a dsfsdfsd. Orders a DROP TABLE. The bar's first real customer walks in...  asks where the bathroom is. The bar bursts into flames killing everyone.

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[–] • 1 pt 4y

Hahaha! That's great

[–] [deleted] • 1 pt 4y

As a former QA Engineer... its all true.

Also I would like a `1=1 on the rocks

[–] • 1 pt 4y

I dont get it

We're they wearing face diapers? Shouldnt the bar be closed because of the seasonal cold? I hope he washed his hands thoroughly before fire.

[–] • 0 pt 4y

Probably not wearing masks. I blame the fire on the Russians though.

[–] • 1 pt 4y

The clintons like to burn things too.

[–] • 0 pt 4y

Yea, I feel right at home here.

[–] [deleted] • 1 pt 4y

Is this a computer joke?

[–] [deleted] • 1 pt 4y

Is this a joke?

[–] [deleted] • 0 pt 4y

I just don't understand the joke.

[–] • 2 pts 4y

That's OK. It simply means you're not exposed to software quality assurance. In fact, I'm sure there are IT people who don't understand it either.

[–] • 0 pt 4y

It's a bar joke.

[–] [deleted] • 1 pt 4y

Does QA mean quality assurance?

[–] • 1 pt 4y (edited 4y)

Funny joke... All too familiar. Summary, when testing code you need to test sample scenarios for all valid AND invalid scenarios, to see that you get the expected results. Ordering a lizard would obviously be an invalid response but it should not break the program.

[–] • 0 pt 4y

A variant: a programmer walks into a bar. He orders a beer and walks out.