An FBI agent went onto a mans farm to check his barn for weapons,
and explosives.....
The farmer, said no way, you can't do it.....
The FBI agent said, look at this badge, see this badge
YES
Well this says I can go anyplace, kick down any door, remove anyone in the way of me, and I can do this in every state in America...
Yes said, the farmer but you can't go over there, its too.....
RIGHT said the FBI man, out of the way, and he jumped the fence and
started to head towards the barn...
About half way there he heard this loud low bellow, turned around and saw a 600 pound, prime beef, long horn bull starting to walk towards him..
He started to take out his gun, screaming for the farmer,
WHAT SHOULD I DO,
WHAT DO I DO????
The farmer replied....
SHOW HIM YOUR BADGE,
SHOW HIM YOUR BADGE.!!!!!
An FBI agent went onto a mans farm to check his barn for weapons,
and explosives.....
The farmer, said no way, you can't do it.....
The FBI agent said, look at this badge, see this badge
YES
Well this says I can go anyplace, kick down any door, remove anyone in the way of me, and I can do this in every state in America...
Yes said, the farmer but you can't go over there, its too.....
RIGHT said the FBI man, out of the way, and he jumped the fence and
started to head towards the barn...
About half way there he heard this loud low bellow, turned around and saw a 600 pound, prime beef, long horn bull starting to walk towards him..
He started to take out his gun, screaming for the farmer,
WHAT SHOULD I DO,
WHAT DO I DO????
The farmer replied....
SHOW HIM YOUR BADGE,
SHOW HIM YOUR BADGE.!!!!!
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