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I sexually identify as a microwave meal. I come ready in three minutes and look fuck-all like the picture.

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[–] • 1 pt

Your packaging contains ingredients that give me cancer?

May be hot and steamy on the outside but cold and dead on the inside?

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[–] • 1 pt

Baby, I'm gonna stop you halfway through and stir those potatoes.

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Are you cheap but still not worth the price?

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[–] [deleted] • 1 pt

I'm hot at the very least.

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