Shit you just won the jewish lottery. Sue them for discrimination.
Shit you just won the jewish lottery. Sue them for discrimination.
Short, sweet, and hilarious.
Short, sweet, and hilarious.
When I was a late teen me and my friends walked though a field when we saw a cop turn towards the street we were walking down at around 3am. He immediately spun around and waited for us on the other side of the field. By the time we got near him he had two other cars as backup waiting. The cop called us over, me and two friends and began questioning us on our behavior as it appeared rightly so that we were avoiding him. I told him it was a short cut and I live a few blocks down. Do it all the time. They got my ID and saw that I indeed lived down the block. Highlight came when one cop asked us if we were in a gang cause we were all wearing dark colors. My reply? "Well, your all in blue so your in a gang?" We were white in an upper class area. Yeah, they let us go. Kek
When I was a late teen me and my friends walked though a field when we saw a cop turn towards the street we were walking down at around 3am. He immediately spun around and waited for us on the other side of the field. By the time we got near him he had two other cars as backup waiting. The cop called us over, me and two friends and began questioning us on our behavior as it appeared rightly so that we were avoiding him. I told him it was a short cut and I live a few blocks down. Do it all the time. They got my ID and saw that I indeed lived down the block. Highlight came when one cop asked us if we were in a gang cause we were all wearing dark colors. My reply? "Well, your all in blue so your in a gang?" We were white in an upper class area. Yeah, they let us go. Kek
Good one. Were you the Janitor in v/jokes?
Good one. Were you the Janitor in v/jokes?
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