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The officer walks up and asks if they know how fast they're going. Heisenberg replies that they do not, but know with high precision where they are. The cop thinks that's weird, and begins to search the vehicle. He opens the trunk and asks, "did you know you've got a dead cat in the trunk?" Schrodinger says, "well, now we do." 

The cop continues on and says "You were going 95 MPH in a 45 MPH zone". Heisenberg then shouts, "just fucking great! Now we're lost!".

The officer walks up and asks if they know how fast they're going. Heisenberg replies that they do not, but know with high precision where they are. The cop thinks that's weird, and begins to search the vehicle. He opens the trunk and asks, "did you know you've got a dead cat in the trunk?" Schrodinger says, "well, now we do."  The cop continues on and says "You were going 95 MPH in a 45 MPH zone". Heisenberg then shouts, "just fucking great! Now we're lost!".

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Neediest joke ever. I love it

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I expected meth and got none.

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I couldn't figure out how to work that reference in. Maybe next tine. LOL.

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If I had to explain it to you, you wouldn't understand...

Can someone explain it??

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My attempt to understand who frequents this place.

The joke is based on Heisenberg's uncertainty principle (startpage.com) and schrodinger's cat (startpage.com).

Another commenter added a Breaking Bad reference that was funny. I didn't think of that angle.

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I figured as such.

My friend would say that to me. "If I had to explain it you wouldn't understand" my reply was "If you explained it I would"

Then I realized he was right. I didn't understand...

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I read that whole joke, and I kept on waiting for Neil deGrass Tyson to get shot.

Big disappointment.

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You can never know if Neil is shot for sure till you look in the box.

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I also know a great joke about UDP, but I don't know if you'll get it.