Chinese Guy walks into a bar
Bartender says, "We don't serve your kind here"
"Why not"
"You bombed Pearl Harbor!"
"That was the Japanese, I'm Chinese!"
"Chinese, Japanese, it's all the same to me."
Days later...
(((White Guy))) walks into a bar
"Gimmie a beer"
"We don't serve your kind here"
"Why not?"
"You sank the Titanic"
"An iceberg sank the Titanic!"
"Iceberg, Steinberg, it's all the same to me."
Chinese Guy walks into a bar
Bartender says, "We don't serve your kind here"
"Why not"
"You bombed Pearl Harbor!"
"That was the Japanese, I'm Chinese!"
"Chinese, Japanese, it's all the same to me."
Days later...
(((White Guy))) walks into a bar
"Gimmie a beer"
"We don't serve your kind here"
"Why not?"
"You sank the Titanic"
"An iceberg sank the Titanic!"
"Iceberg, Steinberg, it's all the same to me."
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