“Mom, am I Jewish?”
Mom: “Of course you are, my son!”
Boy then goes to his father:
“Dad, am I Jewish?”
Father: “Wait...What? Of course not! You’re an Arab, like your father!”
Boy looks so confused, so his father asks:
“What’s the matter?”
Boy: “Well, there’s that friend at school who wants to sell me his bike, because he got a new one for his birthday, and I’m not sure if I should bargain with him or steal it.”
“Mom, am I Jewish?”
Mom: “Of course you are, my son!”
Boy then goes to his father:
“Dad, am I Jewish?”
Father: “Wait...What? Of course not! You’re an Arab, like your father!”
Boy looks so confused, so his father asks:
“What’s the matter?”
Boy: “Well, there’s that friend at school who wants to sell me his bike, because he got a new one for his birthday, and I’m not sure if I should bargain with him or steal it.”
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