“Mom, am I Jewish?” Mom: “Of course you are, my son!” Boy then goes to his father: “Dad, am I Jewish?” Father: “Wait...What? Of course not! You’re an Arab, like your father!” Boy looks so confused, so his father asks: “What’s the matter?” Boy: “Well, there’s that friend at school who wants to sell me his bike, because he got a new one for his birthday, and I’m not sure if I should bargain with him or steal it.”