So what's your job?

I babysit a senile old man who thinks he's vice president to Obama. I have to cater to his incessant requests for ice cream and peanut butter and jelly sandwiches while listening to his stories about his family.

Tbh I wish I could eat more BLTs. I feel like they’re way more work than they’re worth, between cooking the bacon, slicing the tomatoes, toasting the bread, and whatever else. I can easily spend as much time cooking something wayyy better than a BLT, so I never make them for myself.

I also somehow feel like they’re way too expensive for what you get if you buy one made at a sandwich shop or something. These days they’re like 10-12, maybe 15 bucks in some places, and all you’re getting is bread, lettuce and tomato, and a few slices of bacon.

So I never have BLTs even though I really do enjoy them. If I had a presidential chef/kitchen, I’d probably eat a lot of BLTs too. At least two a week.