I was dating a girl that went to a rich kid school. And of course they were all liberal as fuck. I mistakenly walked into the kosher section of the cafeteria. I was yelled at, told to leave, then they had to shut the kosher side down and get a raa-buy to go re-bless it. I thought that shit was so funny. Bunch of gumbo faggots.

Um, I hate to break it to you, but some rabbi did jizz on these pickles too. Look at the label closely. Right under the very bottom-left corner of the black Mt. Olive banner there is a letter "U" with a circle around it. That is one of the variations of the (((kosher))) mark for foods. That jar is full of rabbi jizz and you're still paying for the pleasure of having jew corrupted food. I don't know why you thought these were not jewed up.