Well, now that you can identify as anything. Just identify as Jewish (My Fellow Jews). Why not? They cant deny you. That would be hate speech.

Jews are on the same level of humanity that Niggers are, in 1987; the supreme court agreed to label Jews as a race due to they are likely to be hated as much as Niggers are: https://supreme.justia.com/cases/federal/us/481/615/