God gives Moses the Pentateuch, then He sends prophets, both forth-telling and foretelling, operating under specific criteria, miraculous signs and wonders, that must be met to guarantee the validity of their words as those from Him. The jews, not satisfied with God’s careful and deliberate approach to certifying the Word of God, write the Talmud, their own fanfiction version of the Word, which, like most fanfiction, is rife with flaws, filth and faggotry, and most of all, is not canon. Then, like Tumblrinas and Cracked writers, they pass off their woke fan theories and characterizations as the real deal while misrepresenting the source material to the point that they ignore, minimize, arrest and execute the actual Son of God as He walks among them performing countless miracles to certify His authority.