Of course they're after you. You are a fluke of the universe, you have no right to be here. Whether you can hear it or not, the universe is laughing behind your back.

He wasn't a jew btw.

But this jew source totally says he is!!!!

“Ya know, you’re not paranoid if you’re right.”

OMG He's just like me!

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