Can someone please loan me the world's smallest violin?
Can someone please loan me the world's smallest violin?
What? But you already agreed to pay me for a violin! What are you going to do with the two violins you already owe on?
Help! Help! This goyim is trying to steal my three violins!
What? But you already agreed to pay me for a violin! What are you going to do with the two violins you already owe on?
Help! Help! This goyim is trying to steal my three violins!
No, goy, but I can rent you it for cheap!
No, goy, but I can rent you it for cheap!
"Oy vey! I can do better than that my friend! I can offer you a long-term lease, with an option to buy, at very reasonable terms."
"Oy vey! I can do better than that my friend! I can offer you a long-term lease, with an option to buy, at very reasonable terms."
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