Can someone please loan me the world's smallest violin?
What? But you already agreed to pay me for a violin! What are you going to do with the two violins you already owe on?
Help! Help! This goyim is trying to steal my three violins!
No, goy, but I can rent you it for cheap!
"Oy vey! I can do better than that my friend! I can offer you a long-term lease, with an option to buy, at very reasonable terms."
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