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>Kappa are usually seen as kami of the water. Their actions range from comparatively minor misdemeanors, such as looking up women's kimono if they venture too near to water, to outright malevolence, such as drowning people and animals, kidnapping children, raping women and at times eating human flesh.[12] Though sometimes menacing, they may also behave amicably towards humans.[9] While younger kappa are frequently found in family groups, adult kappa live solitary lives. However, it is common for kappa to befriend other yōkai and sometimes even people.[6]

>>Kappa are usually seen as kami of the water. Their actions range from comparatively minor misdemeanors, such as looking up women's kimono if they venture too near to water, to outright malevolence, such as drowning people and animals, kidnapping children, raping women and at times eating human flesh.[12] Though sometimes menacing, they may also behave amicably towards humans.[9] While younger kappa are frequently found in family groups, adult kappa live solitary lives. However, it is common for kappa to befriend other yōkai and sometimes even people.[6]

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Kappa doesn't wear a hat, it's head is a bowl full of water. If it loses the water, it dies. Bow to it, and it bows back and is dead.

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pulling from my only experience with these is from Nioh - two types: the wee'uns that granted a boon at the shrine (which would bow to you), and the little fuckers that you could assail for goods, which i assumed were amassed illegally.

just checked it out - edit: the Kappa in Nioh pretty much follows what we're all saying and they have the Moe from 3-stooges jew bowl cut. the wee'uns are called Kodama and wear an upside-down bowl on their heads. No idea how much of the games legend follows traditional mythos, but, there we are.

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But when they go on land they wear a helmet

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Yes, they do. Primarily to keep the sun from drying out the water.

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They're still some serious jew turtles

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They are often accused of assaulting humans in water and removing a mythical organ called the shirikodama from their victim's anus

notwithstanding the above source is wikipedia, it seems to follow the fixation of things taken from the ass. and they apparently steal shit too - beginning to see a trend here.

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as i understand it wealthy edomites send poor foreigners in a direction to explore the world for a small fee. when they report back on new continents or people found they are then killed. then they send a edomish ambassador to introduce a parasitic invasion and keep quiet the knowledge of the foreign land. they establish trade routes and control the trading. imports and exports.

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I read somewhere that the 7 evil "priests"? were actually based on jews

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Some Jews from Portugal and Spain made it there in the 1500s. Converses who reconverted. I've read reports of earlier in contact in the earlyish AD. I'd imagine some got in during the isolationist period when Japan only traded with the Dutch (where many shephardi went after being kicked out of Portugal/Spain)

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But i thought the jew feared the samurai?

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They killed all those ninja turtle likes?

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Bro. I've modeled my entire life around the turtle Michelangelo. He enjoyed pizza despite the fact it came from Italians. Racially it was revolutionary.

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I always wanted to live in their sewer warehouse in the second one

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Degenerates live in every culture with every race so these could be cautionary tales for degenerates of their own culture. Not that I don't think jews fucked with nips, those ancient tengu art pieces that look almost exactly like the merchant meme are uncanny.