I went to a lady's house to repair her washer. As I passed through her kitchen, I couldn't help but notice a plate loaded with fresh chocolate chip cookies on the countertop. They looked delicious, so I went out of my way to be overly friendly in hopes of being offered a couple of cookies after the repair was completed.
On my way out I commented on how delicious the cookies looked. She said, "Yeah, I baked 'em three weeks ago and sprayed 'em with polyurethane to make 'em last."
She also pointed out a bowl of fruit she had sprayed, and told me her dog had eaten the first batch of cookies she had coated.
What the fuck!? Were the cookies ever intended to be eaten?
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