Bring enough food and water to feed the whole class for the day.
Bring a few buckets and a few bags of cat litter to use as makeshift toilets.
Bring an battery powered drill and a box of long screws to screw shut the door from the inside once all are in.
Make them watch the entire "Greatest Story Never Told" in one sitting.
If zogbots break in pretend to pull a gun out of your pocket so they would shoot you and create a martyr in your classmates eyes.
Rise as a spirit from the grave and the whole world will see that you were right.
1. Bring enough food and water to feed the whole class for the day.
2. Bring a few buckets and a few bags of cat litter to use as makeshift toilets.
3. Bring an battery powered drill and a box of long screws to screw shut the door from the inside once all are in.
4. Make them watch the entire "Greatest Story Never Told" in one sitting.
5. If zogbots break in pretend to pull a gun out of your pocket so they would shoot you and create a martyr in your classmates eyes.
6. Rise as a spirit from the grave and the whole world will see that you were right.
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