Im angry, angry about Elves.
They are even worse dicks in norse mythology than in Tolkien, it's the Dwarves who are the bros there.
Dwarves are awesome, eat schnitzel, drink ale, mine ore, build wonders, fuck nature and magic, they got the science and technology.
They got hair and muscles, their manlet builds allow them to slay even giants (jotnar).
Their weapons of choice are tools they just grabbed lying around them, hammers, picks, axes, shovels, etc. All objects with utilitarian purposes outside of combat, purposes that were their primary function before the fighting started, but when they gst serious, they are often the only race in the setting that males good use of firearms, with no fear of recoil due to how well their strength and stature firmly places them on the ground.
Not to mention the fact that they build automatons to do everything for them, including the fighting, but often choose to do it all themselves.
The idea that dwarvettes have facial hair like the men do is a straight up campaign of slander and libel from inferior races who are salty that their women are beautiful shortstack waifus who reject race mixing with the lusty humans and remain loyal to their own people.
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