So dude was in the hospital dying and his family was where? At home streaming black widow? That is why he had to text her? Wait... You mean he is dying of COVID-19 in the ICU but had his phone with him and the strength to text right before dying? Why text instead of facetime? Such a bullshit story. Just like the other one of the people dying yet having the breath to beg for the vaccine?
I totally believe this story. 100%...
But it needs some juice - how about:
The father of 5 lay dying, droplets of sweat pouring off his forehead and stinging his eyes, as he sighed with regret wishing he'd gotten that shot that provided no safety, no immunity, no benefit whatsoever. His gaze absent-mindedly looked out the window, where a breeze was blowing leaves down the nearby gravel road. And, as he took his last breaths, he shakily grabbed his smartphone and, with a determination that only comes when you know your end is near, he texted his final words to his girlfriend about how he wished he'd been smart enough to take the jab.
And then he slumped over and died a sad, miserable death.
/sarcasm off
This emotional appeal has upended my strongly-held conviction based on the evidence available to me. Going to schedule my transhuman poison injection BRB.
Peace goy.
[Antuclutch] It’s sarcasm. You really don’t get sarcasm. I’ve dealt with you in the past. I imagine English is not you’re primary language or you really are retarded. Either way, I wish you well.
It's liberal propaganda.
Crisis actor propaganda.
Nobody says, "I should have got the shot."
I call bullshit.
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