So I take it the cage with the bear and the eagle is off the table as well? Can we at least keep the Masturbation Machines of Death as a cheaper alternative to the medically inspected brothel for some of the more stingy prisoners?
The machines can stay. I'm quite partial to lampshades but the quality of hyde from bear and eagle attacks leaves little to work with while the lotions used in the machines make great hand soaps.
Can we at least keep the Holocoaster? You can't go wrong with that one, it's a classic.
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