It is kind of strange... But yeah. It exists. Archive: https://archive.today/kXCcc From the post: >>Let’s be honest – for most of us, Japanese toilets are a marvel of modern life. They’re not just toilets; they’re an experience. With heated seats that save us from Japan’s bone-chilling winters, lids that open and close like magic, and dual-flush systems that make water conservation effortless, these porcelain masterpieces elevate the art of comfort in ways few could have imagined. And let’s not forget those discreet sound effects that save us from social embarrassment – a feature that speaks volumes about the philosophy of thoughtful design.