We have a joke in Croatia: Hitler comes to visit jews in the camp and tells them: "I know we have been giving you a hard time lately, so to give you some time to relax we have decided to organize a concert for you!" Kikes all start to get happy and excited, and ask Hitler: "Who will be playing?" Hitler: "Hans on a schmeisser." ------ I know it's promoting the holohoax, but I feel it's applicable.