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Anticlutchesforeskin Hi I'm stupidbird

I'd like to introduce myself as a complete retarded avian drone who is here to monitor you and post shit.

Please put on some pants, we don't want to see that.

I'd like to introduce myself as a complete retarded avian drone who is here to monitor you and post shit. Please put on some pants, we don't want to see that.

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[–] • 4 pts

Fuck off. I'm never wearing pants. Nice try fbi

[–] • 3 pts

You will be wearing pants. Of this we have no doubt.

[–] • 1 pt

crotchless pants it is then

[–] • 1 pt

Those are "chaps," not pants.

[–] • 1 pt

What about wearing shorts?

[–] • 2 pts

Pull them up and use a belt.

[–] • 1 pt

Sadly that won't work. I was born with a very debilitating illness. Noassatall disease. I've embraced the crack though

[–] • 4 pts

>I'd like to introduce myself

This is rape

[–] • 5 pts

Shut up, you enjoy it and deserve it.

[–] • 4 pts

But... birds don't exist.

[–] • 5 pts

Uh.............hey, look at that UFO!

[–] • 2 pts

I always pictured you as Tux, the linux penguin, but a bird-drone works too...

[–] • 2 pts

It was going well until the pants part.

Onward! Cheetohs and mountain dew in the lobby

[–] • 1 pt

Your attempts to identify us by painting our fingers orange will fail, we have Rittenhouse approved gloves!

[–] • 1 pt

No one wants to see my Funko pop collection. I have zelensky and pee wee Herman

[–] • 0 pt

To be perfectly honest, those things are kind of creepy.

[–] • 1 pt

PERFORM OR BE RECYCLED! >:(

- stupidbird and his drone network