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[–] • 7 pts

Vegans are savages, cutting into plants who have no voices and are only able to scream out chemically.

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Good. The lawn should be afraid, if it knows what's good for it. It should grow as green and luxurious as it can out of sheer terror of what might happen. Keep a large spray bottle of industrial grade herbicide prominently displayed on the garden bench as a daily reminder.

https://youtu.be/ldioxVEFxo4?t=68

"GROW BETTER!"

[–] • 4 pts

Ironically though by cutting the grass we prevent larger weeds and shrubs from competing with it, we cull it but we also extend the lifetime of the field indefinitely when in nature it would only last a couple of years.

[–] • 2 pts

Funny but pruning ALL plants makes them grow better....

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Well if you read closely ot makes sense its calling predatory bags to come assist. So we are killing weeds and they are calling to bugs for help. This is why cutting you grass makes it grow better let alone the nitrogen release from clippings if you return them to the thatch via mulching.

[–] • 3 pts

If I cram my grass in the oven even though the grass would not fit in said oven and my oven has no rubber seal, is that a holograss?

[–] • 1 pt

Screw lawns, natural bush or veggie patch = good. Straight after lawns come flower beds and its a slippery slope to window boxes, garden gnomes and other useless cosmetic shit.

[–] • 1 pt

But wouldn't cutting a lawn call in predatory insects that would keep your garden plots free of pests?

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Lawns have far less biodiversity than natural habitat. People like lawns, nature less so. That said, laws are correct for the burbs. I don't like the burbs....

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So if I can't mow the grass I will have to get something else to put on my lawn. I'm not going to just let it grow wild.

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This is 100% fake science.

[–] • 0 pt

If this was true, I’d get swarmed by wasps every time I mowed the lawn.

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Sometimes I like to jam in the mulching plug and feed the dead back to the living.

Soylent Green is people.

[–] • 0 pt

I just wanna wake up to the smell of dead jews

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Genocide would mean that you were killing the grass, not just injuring it.