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Dude, we're gonna make SO MUCH BANK offa this. That last guy's been raking it in for over two millennia now! He's a pretty cool guy though, to be fair.

...no, I guess he's only been at it for almost two millennia... he died at thirty something, the way hipsters do.

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I've been trying to start a religion. I just haven't got it down right yet. I'm thinking about trying a science-fiction religion next.

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Egh, sounds kind of Elrond Hubbarddy. But your avian approach might bring it a new intensity it has never had before.

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Yeah, we'll call it Diuretics. Instead of being about aliens in volcanoes and getting clear, it will be about taking a piss and getting it all out on the first go.