God damn, thing's bigger than most birds.
God damn, thing's bigger than most birds.
Put that motherhumper on the barbi.
Put that motherhumper on the barbi.
You can cook them and eat them in their larval stage, actually. They are called Witchitigrubs by the locals.
You can cook them and eat them in their larval stage, actually. They are called Witchitigrubs by the locals.
My uncle had a pet crow. It was cold. While splitting wood, his crow swooped down and ate a grub that fell out of the split wood. There were many wood grubs and much split wood that day. ...Later, after uncle and his crow went to bed, I was still feeding the stove with split wood. It gets cold in Florida. Then, a grub fell out. After 100 beers... it looked tasty.
My uncle had a pet crow. It was cold. While splitting wood, his crow swooped down and ate a grub that fell out of the split wood. There were many wood grubs and much split wood that day. ...Later, after uncle and his crow went to bed, I was still feeding the stove with split wood. It gets cold in Florida. Then, a grub fell out. After 100 beers... it looked tasty.
30g= 1.05oz
25cm= 9.8in
For reference the Ruby throated hummingbird:
"This hummingbird is from 7 to 9 cm (2.8 to 3.5 in) long and has an 8 to 11 cm (3.1 to 4.3 in) wingspan. Weight can range from 2 to 6 g (0.071 to 0.212 oz), with males averaging 3.4 g (0.12 oz) against the slightly larger female which averages 3.8 g (0.13 oz)."
30g= 1.05oz
25cm= 9.8in
For reference the Ruby throated hummingbird:
"This hummingbird is from 7 to 9 cm (2.8 to 3.5 in) long and has an 8 to 11 cm (3.1 to 4.3 in) wingspan. Weight can range from 2 to 6 g (0.071 to 0.212 oz), with males averaging 3.4 g (0.12 oz) against the slightly larger female which averages 3.8 g (0.13 oz)."
Imagine this thing slamming in your face.
Imagine this thing slamming in your face.
They are deadly AF by the way.
They are deadly AF by the way.
How so?
How so?
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