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>India's telecoms ministry has privately asked smartphone makers to preload all new devices with a state-owned cyber security app that cannot be deleted, a government order showed, a move likely to antagonise Apple and privacy advocates. In tackling a recent surge of cyber crime and hacking, India is joining authorities worldwide, most recently in Russia, to frame rules blocking the use of stolen phones for fraud or promoting state-backed government service apps.

All the better to spy on you. Send the booba and vgeen. Archive: https://archive.today/EB1m5 From the post: >>India's telecoms ministry has privately asked smartphone makers to preload all new devices with a state-owned cyber security app that cannot be deleted, a government order showed, a move likely to antagonise Apple and privacy advocates. In tackling a recent surge of cyber crime and hacking, India is joining authorities worldwide, most recently in Russia, to frame rules blocking the use of stolen phones for fraud or promoting state-backed government service apps.
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Hahaha I love it. I usually just answer the phone with "Bhen Chod" for unknown numbers, which usually makes them hang up.

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My go to is no habla englase, yo habla españole. Usually a hang up. Only once in the last few years, go do I get, yo so blah blah (insert taco nigger gibberish here). I never seem to get another call from that number, like being a brown means you got no money, and you can't scam someone with no money. pajeets are the worst and it breaks their script and they keep asking if I speak english. Its like they don't get it. I need to memorize "I fucked your mother after I fucked your goat last night" in what ever indian language they use.

Maderchode, you bloody fuck self.

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"Teri Ma Chod Di" is Punjabi for "I fucked your mom". I don't know the goat part.

If it is a pajeeta, tell her "Dania Kotaniana" which means "if you don't fuck me, you're going to jail". I don't know why that is s much of an insult as it is, but it will send a pajeeta into a furious rage.