I'm not an aviator, just have an interest in it and worked on an air force base for a bit, but I don't think that bird flies.

Do you see the horizontal creases? I think it's made out of painted 2x4's.

That can’t be real. Let’s see it fly.

The Turbo-jeeter

Oh no! This gives them the ability to shower shit everywhere. (Not like they don't already do that... Everywhere they go.)