You're doing it the wrong way. Just as a $string1 + $string2 for the title that adds a random clickbait phrase.
For example:
ATTEMPTED MURDER IN BROAD DAYLIGHT? Study: RTO mandates are making it harder for companies to hire SHOCKING: Dog having its own fun.. 😊 BOMBSHELL! Indefinitely editable posts/comments
If every post is clickbait no posts are clickbait.
or just as bad, the "Here's why...." "The reason for..."
JUST SAY THE THING
There are many "clickbaity" words you can add. NUMBER 7 WILL MAKE YOU ANGRY!
You’ll never believe it
Revealed: ....