A good user interface should hurt the user.
You make me proud.
A good user interface should hurt the user.
You make me proud.
Now hear me out, introduction purgatory of sorts. The more failed and subsequent attempts to join w/o success slowly trigger more and more popup or perhaps gambling themed content. Users will be able to unlock single player web based games, while dangling a carrot of 'oh but there's more'. Basically let each subsequent failed introduction introduce a new game like holdem or solitaire etc.
Here's where my doctor evil shit comes in tho... for each new game provided make a function on the site no longer work. For ex. Grab title could fail them for their failure to launch. Submit post could require multiple more clicks than is typical. Basically I just want to extend the idea of the introductions into a system that punishes failure in creative and automated ways. Hoops in hoops to torment the less intelligent trolls and shorten their time here.
Offensive Security of Sorts at a socially engineered level but a preprogrammed destination.
Some really cool mindfuck shit could be applied by slowly modifying their page css on each failed attempt rearranging or removing options/settings/etc. After enough failed attempts the submit button should read 'click to kill palestinian children' or someother batshit crazy nonsense. Why not fuck w/ the people that fuck with poal. There must be some sort of way we can make this both appealing for users and the rejected as a means of getting them back for future failures and entertainment. Essentially a preprogrammed merit system one can either climb up or down which will alter the way their interface and css is presented on the site.
Now hear me out, introduction purgatory of sorts. The more failed and subsequent attempts to join w/o success slowly trigger more and more popup or perhaps gambling themed content. Users will be able to unlock single player web based games, while dangling a carrot of 'oh but there's more'. Basically let each subsequent failed introduction introduce a new game like holdem or solitaire etc.
Here's where my doctor evil shit comes in tho... for each new game provided make a function on the site no longer work. For ex. Grab title could fail them for their failure to launch. Submit post could require multiple more clicks than is typical. Basically I just want to extend the idea of the introductions into a system that punishes failure in creative and automated ways. Hoops in hoops to torment the less intelligent trolls and shorten their time here.
Offensive Security of Sorts at a socially engineered level but a preprogrammed destination.
Some really cool mindfuck shit could be applied by slowly modifying their page css on each failed attempt rearranging or removing options/settings/etc. After enough failed attempts the submit button should read 'click to kill palestinian children' or someother batshit crazy nonsense. Why not fuck w/ the people that fuck with poal. There must be some sort of way we can make this both appealing for users and the rejected as a means of getting them back for future failures and entertainment. Essentially a preprogrammed merit system one can either climb up or down which will alter the way their interface and css is presented on the site.
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