Serendipity is typing in "duck heads" instead of "fuck heads" and seeing that "dick heads" would also suffice.
Personally, I teach my spellcheckers the word "asshat."
I was working with a Mississippi construction crew when the superintendent told some asshat to "shut your dick holster." I fell over laughing. That became my favorite way to say shut up.
That's beautiful. I'm taking that for my own devices.
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