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What if we required suspicious users to re-complete our special CAPTCHA prior to publishing their posts?

At a very minimum it would slow down the unwelcome activities of glowies and bots.

What if we required suspicious users to re-complete our special CAPTCHA prior to publishing their posts? At a very minimum it would slow down the unwelcome activities of glowies and bots.

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[–] 5 pts

I think we should expand on this to really piss off these glowies and kikes. Let's have them solve a CAPTCHA every 5 minutes until they reach level 6 (yellow crew). It doesn't have to pop up right away, but when they switch pages or load a post/comment, have the CAPTCHA pop up before they can proceed. The kvetching will be deafening.

[–] 2 pts

Better yet, to graduate to "level 6", force them to answer a poll.

The question is random, but chooses from several hundred questions like:

Who attacked us on 9-11?

The answers are: 1) jews. 2) jews. 3) jews.

Then there's a warning that it will create a post with this question as the title and answer as the message content under their username when they hit submit.

If they refuse to answer it, they get reverted to L0 and their points wiped out.

[–] 0 pt

Would you be amenable to holocaust math problems?

[–] 1 pt

Slow down, Satan.

[–] 1 pt

Satan

Interesting use of the capital letter 's' there. Your account has now been marked for 5 minute CAPTCHA authentication. Repent you evil robotic bird drone.

[–] 0 pt

I've found it best not to insult any god, regardless of their relationship to you. Always be respectful.

I won't tell you how I know this.