Im just getting pissed thinking about all the pissy red horkers who have fucked with me.
I myself have just dealt with the damage squirrels can do, they wrecked my attic and roof. insurance doesn’t cover anything. And yes I have hunted, killed and eaten squirrels. Rabbits taste much better but at the time I was really hungry. Little Horkers! <—- new word in my vocabulary, hilarious!
I formally invite you to eat every horker on my 21 acres. I hate the cocksuckers. Except the flying variety. They dont fuck with me, and they keep the owls around. And im fond of the owls.
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