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Well thank God it wasn't a hook she found hanging from her door handle, because that would have been really scary.

This is urban myth territory, folks. Disregard.

[–] 2 pts

Here's an idea: Have a nondescript van parked in a good surveillance location to observe the car which is being "tagged". When the tagger puts to zip tie on the door, at least 4 Aryans jump out, bundle him/her/zim/zer/they into the van. Drive to a remote, pre-planned, rendition site.

Begin interrogation but using a tight zip-tie on the tagger's Most Precious Organs of Procreation whilst using a scalpel to open the skin to expose nerve endings. Apply electricity to nerve endings and begin questioning.

Finally dispose of the tagger by removing eyeballs, cutting out eardrums and cutting off ears, pull tongue out with pliers and cut off at base, even with the uvula and cutting vocal cords. Remove hands and feet with surgical precision, using a propane torch to swiftly cauterize stubs.

Release the defenestration subject on a street corner. Exit the area and go directly to IHOP for breakfast waffles with strawberry sauce, etc.

[–] 4 pts

defenestration

I don't think that word means what you think it means.

[–] 3 pts

TIL defenestration means to chuck someone out of a window.

[–] 0 pt

Rustification maybe? Nope, that's not it. But, you are correct, it means to throw someone out the window. Maybe just call it "destrucification"?

[–] 1 pt

That is totally disgusting. I can believe what I’m hearing. Who the fk puts strawberry sauce on their mthfkg waffles?

[–] 0 pt

You should thank your local bacteria. Apparently it's the only culture you have. The strawberry and waffle combination was a gift from god.

[–] 1 pt

jews*

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joos*

Stop showing respect for filthy kikes faggot,

[–] 1 pt

Popper punishment = ziptie around the cock

[–] 1 pt

is this a real thing wtf

[–] 1 pt

To the best of my knowledge, yes.

[–] 1 pt

It's as real as razor blades in apples on Halloween, or cheap red Corvettes in which the owner died and lay rotting for weeks, so that the smell won't come out.

[–] 0 pt

Given this is NY Post, not known for good journalism, you are probably right.

The article has the author listed - Emily Lefroy. The article names the source - @boogeyman0302 The article claims the man was talking with his brother — who works in law enforcement - to add credibility.

Snopes says Bullshit - https://www.snopes.com/fact-check/zip-ties-cars-mailboxes/#:~:text=One%20such%20story%20went%20viral%20in%20October%202018,when%20the%20women%20try%20to%20remove%20the%20ties.

Is this a Halloween Prank?

[–] 0 pt

Dude. Obvious troll is obvious. Hell, his user name is "boogieman".

[–] 0 pt

Yes, Ardvarcus clued me in later, then I found the story line on Snopes. I should have know better because it's NYPost. Apparently a NYPost Halloween prank. Pretty sick of them to joke about this subject.

[–] 0 pt

This doesn't make sense to me. A woman is worth a lot to these traffickers. Why mark your find for others. Seal the deal and take her. Obviously they have done their surveillance. What is the point in altering others?

Just doesn't add up.

[–] 1 pt

Ardvarcus tipped me off a while ago that it's bunk.

On a whim I checked Snopes - https://www.snopes.com/fact-check/zip-ties-cars-mailboxes/#:~:text=One%20such%20story%20went%20viral%20in%20October%202018,when%20the%20women%20try%20to%20remove%20the%20ties

Apparently it's a Halloween prank article by NY Post.

[–] 1 pt

That's kind of fucked up. Human trafficking seems like something you shouldn't joke about.