Ups and downs at the moment. It could be a metric ton worse.
Ups and downs at the moment. It could be a metric ton worse.
Sick kid, sick wife, but I got off early so thats nice
Sick kid, sick wife, but I got off early so thats nice
Everything in moderation it sounds cheesy but it's sound advice
Everything in moderation it sounds cheesy but it's sound advice
So, there's this woman I worked with years ago. Fat single mother type, so I never really gave her much consideration. In the many years since we both left that job, she had gotten married, and not to her baby daddy.
So, she messages me up a few days ago, telling me her husband just walked out on her literally minutes before, and she needs me to sleep with her, IMMEDIATELY. Well, unfortunately for her, I'm saving myself for marriage, and I tell her as much. She demands that I marry her on the spot. Not going to happen. So, she talks me into hanging out, and I reluctantly agree, but only as friends. Figure she's going through a lot, I can at least be a friend, I guess. Bad move.
So, we arrange to go hiking at a local park. She shows up with her dogs and kid, which makes me uneasy. We hike for a few hours, and she seems well behaved. At the end, though, she goes crazy. Going on about how her dog loves me, her kid loves me, and isn't he such a good child?! She raised him right! So you know she's a good mother! Clearly we're meant to be together, she loves me, I'm everything she's been looking for, and she's everything I'm looking for! She even offers to sell her house and give me the money! Yes, she's made lots of mistakes in the past, but I can overlook them! Right?!
So, I noped the fuck out of there. My friends and family still can't believe I turned down free sex.
So, there's this woman I worked with years ago. Fat single mother type, so I never really gave her much consideration. In the many years since we both left that job, she had gotten married, and not to her baby daddy.
So, she messages me up a few days ago, telling me her husband just walked out on her literally minutes before, and she needs me to sleep with her, IMMEDIATELY. Well, unfortunately for her, I'm saving myself for marriage, and I tell her as much. She demands that I marry her on the spot. Not going to happen. So, she talks me into hanging out, and I reluctantly agree, but only as friends. Figure she's going through a lot, I can at least be a friend, I guess. Bad move.
So, we arrange to go hiking at a local park. She shows up with her dogs and kid, which makes me uneasy. We hike for a few hours, and she seems well behaved. At the end, though, she goes crazy. Going on about how her dog loves me, her kid loves me, and isn't he such a good child?! She raised him right! So you know she's a good mother! Clearly we're meant to be together, she loves me, I'm everything she's been looking for, and she's everything I'm looking for! She even offers to sell her house and give me the money! Yes, she's made lots of mistakes in the past, but I can overlook them! Right?!
So, I noped the fuck out of there. My friends and family still can't believe I turned down free sex.
What made you even go on the hike? Is she still fat? Sounds like a fucked up situation
What made you even go on the hike? Is she still fat? Sounds like a fucked up situation
Sympathy, mostly. Her life just fell apart, and since she went to me, I guess I kinda thought I could at least try to be there for her. Fatter than she was, yes. She got on hormonal birth control over the years, that made her put on 120 pounds. She's lost 80 of them since she went off a year ago, but now she's got all that loose skin.
Sympathy, mostly. Her life just fell apart, and since she went to me, I guess I kinda thought I could at least try to be there for her. Fatter than she was, yes. She got on hormonal birth control over the years, that made her put on 120 pounds. She's lost 80 of them since she went off a year ago, but now she's got all that loose skin.
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