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[–] • 3 pts

Did you mean "Hamsters"? LOL

[–] [deleted] • 3 pts

Why are you offending my creative spelling? This is how I learned to spell it. HAMPSTER IS JUST FINE!!!

I'm literally shaking. I'm calling my mother, she'll show you. You bigot.

[–] • 5 pts

How old is she? Got a pic?

[–] [deleted] • 2 pts

It's Hamsters not Hampsters.

[–] • 2 pts

What's a horker?

[–] • 1 pt

To answer this question, you must throw a horker into a body of water, to see if it can swim. If hamsters can also swim, clearly you can see that they too are horkers. If your hamster cannot swim, then it is not a horker and you will need a new hamster.

[–] [deleted] • 0 pt

lol, why would I need a new useless hampster that can't swim? Fuck him, I'm getting a real horker.