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...but NEVER zero.

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...but NEVER zero. [Mirror](https://nitter.net/PlanetOfMemes/status/1886432574035083562)
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I had a pet gray squirrel when I was 13, it was an orphan we raised after it's mother died in a local fire. Dad found it when doing an estimate for the owner.

A couple of months later my carpenter/contractor Dad came home from work one day, was wearing his loose fitting pants and the nearly full grown squirrel was really happy to see him I guess, ran up to him and started climbing his leg like in this video ... but chose to climb inside his pantleg ...

OMG! Funniest thing I ever saw in my life ... my Dad dancing around the kitchen like the nigger in your video, yelling and screaming ... he had to drop his pants right there in the kitchen because that squirrel was bound and determined that he was going to claw his way upward. I still LMAO over 50 years later just thinking about it! I'd never ever seen Dad dance like that!

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Seems more like the squirrels have nigger fatigue too and this one decided enough was enough.

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Kinda reminds me of the time I had a flying squirrel in my house. That was also the day I learned that I had flying squirrels living near me. Never saw one before that.

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I've never seen one in person.

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Walking through my basement and one flies over my shoulder. I screamed and threw my sandwich in the air. Only ever saw it another time but then had to cut some trees down and never saw it again.

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Yeah, stumbling across shit flying around in your basement is never good. Funny story!

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I worked at a library and we had squirrels all over outside. The town put up signs not to feed them because it makes them aggressive. People fed them anyway. One day a mom was sitting in her car eating a sandwich waiting for her kid to get out of story hour. The squirrel jumped in her window and she fought for her sandwich so it clawed and bit her. The town had to pay for rabies shots for her.

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That's what happens when you give squirrels gibs.

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I have tons of squirrels around me.

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I've thinned the herd and eaten a goodly few around here. I don't mind a couple hanging around, but if the number that frequent your property exceed about 4 or so I find damage to roofs, eaves, fascia, etc. starts to noticably escalate. Used to use those Aguila .22 LR rounds on them to keep the noise down, but ran out a couple years back and they're hard to find now. Crossman 760 has been pretty serviceable since.

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Even the squirrels dont like niggers.