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[–] 3 pts

@Chips first identified the evil that lurks in the hearts and minds of horkers. Oh sure, squirrels look innocent, but don't be deceived. Chips, you need to clue in another generation of these Poalr Shift bears on the full story of horkerism.

[–] 2 pts

The only good horker is a dead horker! Join your local horker death squad today and fight the menace.

Death to squirrels! Death to the horkers!

and how can we stop them?

Once they made eye contact, there's no much you can do.

[–] 1 pt

My pellet gun stops them just fine, the bird seed stealing vermin.

[–] 0 pt

Actually, horkers and birds are both vermin in my book. Horkers didn't steal my strawberries a couple days before they were ripe EVERY TIME! Birds did that.

[–] 1 pt

If they were Starlings, kill them. They are invading migrants from Europe. They are black too and hang out in groups, like a gang.