I may have made a mistake.

I've heard lending your AK to a chimp doesn't work out so well either.

Fuck it, if it's got a weapon I shall live up to my name just this once. with a toothpick sword.

edit: the little horker would probably win.

The horkers have taken up arms against their canine oppressors!

I let one borrow my .22 once. Seemed like he was cool. Never saw him or the gun again.

Cyber Squirrel 1 (cybersquirrel1.com), cancel this fake news propaganda ASAP.