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There is a tree right outside of my bedroom window that this horker loves to climb into almost every morning and hork his lungs out.

So, on Saturday I got out my blowdart gun and grabbed some 40mm paintballs and went outside to deal with the problem.

The first few shots hit branches that were blocking the way, so I found a good line of sight and let that 4th paintball fly and POW!

Little fucker took off like a bat out of hell. And I haven't heard him hork in my tree since.

There is a tree right outside of my bedroom window that this horker loves to climb into almost every morning and hork his lungs out. So, on Saturday I got out my blowdart gun and grabbed some 40mm paintballs and went outside to deal with the problem. The first few shots hit branches that were blocking the way, so I found a good line of sight and let that 4th paintball fly and POW! Little fucker took off like a bat out of hell. And I haven't heard him hork in my tree since.

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Horker 1: "Larry, you're bleeding...oh god, what happened to you?!"

Larry: "Dude, I'm a bit sore but I'm fine. It's just red paint. The human at that house blasted me."

Horker 1: "Why?! That seems pretty rude of him."

Larry: "I don't know why. I've been getting up early every morning to sit outside of his bedroom window to yell at him about how evil the jews are. I thought he liked that sort of thing."

Horker 1: "They are evil. Some people, I tell ya Larry, some people just can't take hearing it."