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Well Ivan, much like the vaunted mugback, horkers were a Poal mini-chat product of the devious mind of in this case, @chips. Awhile back he told us of how he was once viciously attacked by a horkin' tree squirrel while off in the wilds of the woods. Apparently the squirrel was in heat and not very happy that Chips had interrupted him in search of his day's conquest. Luckily, Chips was armed and was able to defend himself, but had he not been, who knows where this might have led. It's quite possible he may even have been raped or otherwise sexually abused.

Now horkin' has grown into a full blown Poal meme showing the violence that can be found in the squirrel community, a little studied, often hidden reality of nature. For a better idea though, only the mind of Chips can tell the whole story.

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Thank you for the summary. That's the damn risk you take when you don't pull the minichat window up on a given day.

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TYL Ninja found inspiration in Horking Squirrels.

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I learned nothing from this comment. Damn you kids and your meme language.

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Interesting.

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There’s so much here I don’t get, lol, and usually chalk it up to being older, not giving a shit, and now I see, also, because I don’t look at mini chat. I have in the past briefly, but couldn’t follow, so never tried again. All that aside, I’d like to share that no squirrel in my backyard goes unattacked. We have an old 410 shotgun from my husband’s great grandfather and that thing is spot on! Fucking squirrels stealing my walnuts. Not on my watch!

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Horklecide!

Yes! We stopped counting after a few years, but suspect it’s over 1,000.

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Have you tried eating any? I've always kind of wondered if it'd be like rabbit..

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Probably a bunch of Canadians

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That makes perfect sense to me.