65 million years ago, a spaceship the size of Texas crashed into the earth. The impact was so cataclysmic, it separated two continents and shifted the planet's orbital position. It changed it's axial tilt. It reversed it's polar fields. And it's impact killed all flora and fauna on earth. (But they were just lizards so who gives a fuck?)
It hit Earth north of New Zealand and carved a submarine trench through Terra del Fuego and McMurdo Station in Antarctica. That crash landing changed everything. The aliens who survived that impact are still here.
I'll say no more.
Of course aliens want us to look for them in space. Its because they live underground.65 million is too far back. The earths axis tilted 12000 years ago as shown by the great pyramids alignment.
But all jokes aside. Aliens arent real. Its all Project Blue Beam bullshit.
There is a good continent drift scenario on cia.gov called "the adam and eve story"
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